Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Bunking off

Dear Micks,

I'm meant to be writing two articles but I thought I'd bunk off and write to you all instead. Nothing much to report really, although I'm due to see Major Collins for dinner this evening so I will hopefully get a more detailed account of how you all are and what you've been up to.

I am completely brassic after my trip to South America. My credit card had so much action it's melted. In fact, they've recommended plastic surgery ... removing all my credit cards, forever! Also, suddenly everything is really expensive (after the hike in VAT etc) and petrol prices are astronomical. I am having to cost up any journeys and make sure they are worth it or important. Of course traveling to Windsor to see the Major is imperative in my duties as pin-up and Mick wench.

So far this morning I have managed to spend two hours googling people, news stories and myself. (I still haven't made it yet) I'm going to have to sever my internet cable. I'm also not going to renew my TV license - it's utter rubbish and it wastes my time and rots my brain. Well, maybe I'll just keep BBC4 which is brilliant - I watched amazing Harvard lectures on the philosophy of justice at 3am the other week. It was cerebral nectar after BBC3's paltry offering of Young, Dumb and Full of .... you get the picture!

So my friends I intend to read more every evening - let's face it I'm not going to be going out much during these hard financial times. I also have no excuse not to pen a short story now all my evenings are free. BTW have any of you written any? Let me know.

I really had better go and do some work now and you'd better get back to making the world a safer place.

Lots of love,
Charlie xxx

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